Hair color: dark brown
I am myself here if there is a problem with what I post then you talk to me about it or leave. I am violent at times but I don't always have control and I apologize for that but it is who I am. Once upon a time I was an expert on everything in the Greek, Norse and Egyptian mythologies. These days I still have most of my knowledge on the Greek mythos and refernces for the other two. My current interests are Mythologies of any kind, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Homestuck, and some loose knowledge of Supernatural, I am also hoping to slowly become one with clone club.
If you have a problem and I know you I will try to help you to the best of my ability.
To those of you whom are unaware I am becoming more and more a player of Magic the Gathering. My guild is Dimir. May knowledge and deception be the light I travel by.
Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
- the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
- ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
- it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps